Archive: February 2012
February 28th, 2012

Cure for the Bad Economy: Paper and Ink

Posted by: Gil Zinsatz

On CNBC this morning, the commentators hit the nail on the head:  the entire problem with Europe is that countries have detached themselves from their own particular currencies.  That is, they have rejected the centuries (millennia?) old concept of having one’s own currency and, in the case of Southern European deadbeats, gone to the Euro.  When you do that, well, you can't print your own money anymore.  Good news, bad news.

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February 27th, 2012

The World’s Most Dangerous Animal

Posted by: Hy “Pocrates” Feldman

Having just finished a couple of books on the great Alpha predators around the world and being enamored with the wonderful wolves recently seen on a winter trip to Yellowstone National (located in three different states . . . Wyoming, Montana and Idaho), I thought I might share with you a thought or two about the most deadly form of wild animal on the planet.

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February 26th, 2012

Rumors Confirmed: Whitney Houston Songs Discovered To Have Been Written By White People Who Never Heard of Melisma

Posted by: Edio Onegai

Rumors have abounded since the death of Whitney Houston that the writers of her two most famous songs are white.  Now, thebrownthrasher.com has confirmed that the rumors are true:  Houston’s two most famous songs were written by white people.

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February 25th, 2012

Shoe Store Riots Continue

Posted by: Edio Onegai

Shortly after Orlando police in riot gear went into action to break up a melee at a Florida Foot Locker store, copycat criminals were arrested by local police and placed into Nerf™ handcuffs at April Cornwell, Little Eric, and Plaza Bootery in Greenwich, Connecticut.  Out of work investment bankers throughout Fairfield County Connecticut were under watch by New Canaan, Wilton and Darien police and sheriffs deputies in upper Westchester County, New York.

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